Don’t tick off the blonde
From Anne B. Butterfield
This week we were reminded not to pick on the blonde. She might, like sleeping beauty, wake to realize she has something to say and, lookie here, she can say it to a bank of cameras.
We first learned this from Princess Diana who knew she could get cameras to follow her anywhere, and she led them to the landmines of Africa, revealing the ravaged lives of innocent civilians. Her efforts resulted, after her death, in the signing of the Ottowa Treaty to ban landmines.
Early on, Diana was widely seen an imbecile, but by the end with her brilliant use of publicity she spanked the House of Windsor.
Paris Hilton may be smartening up likewise with a comic video launched this week at the expense of John McCain whose recent ad tried to insult Barack Obama by lumping him with celebrities like herself and Britney Spears. And lo, Paris the impish heiress pushed back, showing McCain as "the oldest celebrity alive," replete with rotting face. Then, to everyone's amazement, she dissected energy policy.
Many thought Paris did a fine job of discussing policy. Actually, she got the sequence backwards. Her scheme foresaw hyper-efficient vehicles coming to our rescue after new oil might flow from new, limited offshore drilling. In reality hybrid and electric car technologies are on the rise right now, and we can't wait for new oil to arrive as a pretext to step up our efficient technologies as well as our mass transit.
If we can get new oil to flow in reasonably safe ways from domestic sources -- great, bring it on -- but it better go into cars that get over 100 miles per gallon. Our use of oil from any source should be as cleverly efficient as Paris's peekaboo swimsuit.
Stretched like linguini upon a plastic chaise lounge to discuss energy policy, Paris is living up to my long-held view of her potential. She should use her campy comedic ways as well as her platinum card contacts to speak out about energy and climate for the sake of her family's fortune which is tied up in beachfront properties around the world. A room at the Hilton would be hard to enjoy at several hundred dollars per night when high tide is lapping around the legs of the concierge desk.
If Paris wants to get back in the good graces of her granddaddy Barron Hilton (who disinherited her last year for her juvenile antics), a fruitful path might be by inventing a joint effort between the hotel industry and the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder (note to Paris: it's also headed up by a man named Barron). For the lack of a measly half-a-million dollars per year in funding, NCAR just shut down a program that focuses on strengthening poor countries' abilities to forecast and withstand droughts and floods stemming from climate change. Yet, with 630 hotels in the spectacular settings most threatened by climate change -- from Quito and Cameroon to Algeria and Abu Dhabi -- Hilton Hotels is uniquely positioned to need climate change forecasting and help its immediate and very poor neighbors as it helps itself.
In lobbying for such a cause Paris could fly around the world in all manner of skimpy and glorious attire and get it photographed for Vogue. A girl can't rely just on comedy web sites to make a difference in the world. But using any of these tools is nothing Princess Diana wouldn't do.